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I Can't Hear You

Hearing through the noise behind you

I Can't Hear You thanks to Jim Serritella

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I hear the tusks are looser in Alabama. - WC Fields

I hear voices... and they don't like you. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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