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If Apple Made A Car

Does your computerized car have windows?

If Apple Made A Car thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett


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