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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

There are certain things you just don't do in fantasy. - J K Rowling

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Toss out the rules; don't think outside the box, throw the box away. - Nido Qubein

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Inside myself is a place where I live alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up. - Pearl S. Buck

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Without leaps of imagination or dreaming, we lose the excitement of possibilities. Dreaming, after all, is a form of planning. - Gloria Steinem

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie

Computer Challenged

Swiss Reaper

Original Play Station

Haunted Pancakes

No Neck

Five Pound Note

Selena Stopmez

AirHeads

Redneck Power Windows

Race Break

Mirror Fence

Look Both Ways

No-iPhone Kids

Dog Haircut

Loose Lips Sink Ships