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Inside Outside Thinking thanks to Keith Blake

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Outside noisy, inside empty. - Chinese Proverb

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

We are all alike on the inside. - Mark Twain

I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. - Steven Wright

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. - Terry Pratchett

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

We all carry these things inside that no one else can see. They hold us down like anchors. - Diana Cox

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. - John Barton

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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