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Italian Chef Memorial

Is this joe-k pasta its prime?

Italian Chef Memorial thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

The average Hollywood film star's ambition is to be admired by an American, courted by an Italian, married to an Englishman and have a French boyfriend. - Katharine Hepburn

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza! - Jay Leno

I always have parmigiano-reggiano, olive oil and pasta at home. When people get sick, they want chicken soup; I want spaghetti with parmesan cheese, olive oil and a bit of lemon zest. It makes me feel better every time. - Isabella Rossellini

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. - Bill Bryson


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