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Kaanapali Sunset

Ending a perfect day at Dukes Restaurant in Maui

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

Kaanapali Sunset thanks to joe-kster

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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