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The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

Lawyers are like beavers: They get in the middle of the stream and dam it up. - Donald Rumsfeld

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster


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