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Laws Of Physics For Goats

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Laws Of Physics For Goats thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Face your fears or they will climb over your back. - Frank Herbert

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


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