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Life of Freedom and Peace

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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