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Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I just want you to know that when we talk about war we're really talking about peace. - George W Bush

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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