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Victory is fleeting. Losing is forever. - Billie Jean King

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

Winning is a habit, but unfortunately so is losing. - Vince Lombardi

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

No one grows old by living - only by losing interest in living. - Marie Ray

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Winning may not be everything, but losing has little to recommend it. - Dianne Feinstein

The world is passing away, losing its grip, the world is short of breath. - St. Augustine

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

No one wants to quit when he's losing and no one wants to quit when he's winning. - Richard Strauss

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I think there were times when I was so afraid of losing you that I forgot I even had you at all. - Ashly Lorenzana

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Things that aren't important, that have nothing to do with winning and losing, don't have to be a rule. - Peter Richmond

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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