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Love Feeding Birds

Heart-shaped backyard bird feeder

Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Perfect love means to love the one through whom one became unhappy. - Soren Kierkegaard

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt. - Dorothy Parker

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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