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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Some days there won't be a song in your heart. Sing anyway. - Emory Austin

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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