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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Screaming is bad for the voice, but it's good for the heart. - Conor Oberst

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best. - Margaret Thatcher

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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