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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

I'm the Hiroshima of love. - Sylvester Stallone

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

True navigation begins in the human heart. It's the most important map of all. - Elizabeth K Lindsey

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway


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