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Love Feeding Birds

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Love Feeding Birds thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The past beats inside me like a second heart. - John Banville

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is what you've been through with somebody. - James Thurber

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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