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Benjamin Hammond Haggerty, known by his stage name Macklemore and formerly Professor Mack Lemore, is an American hip hop recording artist from Kent, Washington. The origin of the name Macklemore is from when Haggerty attended Nathan Hale High School and was required to invent a superhero for an art project.
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Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Courage is a strange thing: One can never be sure of it. - Raymond Chandler

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

To awaken quite alone in a strange town is one of the pleasantest sensations in the world. - Freya Stark

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

There is a strange moment in time, after something horrible happens, when you know it's true, but you haven't told anyone yet. - Barbara Kingsolver


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