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American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. - Adlai Stevenson

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up. - Oscar Wilde

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, human rights invented America. - Jimmy Carter

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I get the feeling that the two biggest problems in America today are making ends meet, and making meetings end. - Robert Orben

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. - Gore Vidal

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Reporter to Beatles during their first US tour: "How do you find America?"
Ringo Starr: "Turn left at Greenland." - Ringo Starr

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. - Will Cuppy

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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