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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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