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Memorial Day Heroes

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Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

Memorial Day Heroes thanks to Jim Serritella

Where every day is Memorial Day

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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