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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren't enough. - Amy Weintraub

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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