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Monday Lisa

Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa on an off day

Monday Lisa thanks to Roy Taylor

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

It costs nothing to encourage an artist. - Kevin Smith

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

In all possible universes, Monday was the same. - Philip K Dick

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. - Ernest Hemingway

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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