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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

Your face is a household word. - Archie Bunker

You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-face for the urge to rule it. - H L Mencken

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming. - A.A. Attanasio

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Stop setting goals. Goals are pure fantasy unless you have a specific plan to achieve them. - Stephen Covey

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien


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