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Mountain Lookout

Location, Location, Location

Mountain Lookout thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Climb every Mountie. - Dick Vosburgh

What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

They know a lot about location. - Donald Trump

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Beyond mountains there are mountains. - Haitian Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

Mountains aren't just funny. They are hill areas. - Unknown

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. - Unknown

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out. After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak. - George Downing

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Never measure the height of a mountain, until you have reached the top. Then you will see how low it was. - Dag Hammarskjold

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden


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