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OCD Guy

He's old, cranky and demented

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

OCD Guy thanks to David De Kleer

Obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD)
Obsession symptoms
Fear of contamination or dirt
Having things orderly and symmetrical
Aggressive or horrific thoughts about harming yourself or others
Unwanted thoughts, including aggression

Compulsion symptoms
Washing and cleaning
Counting
Checking
Demanding reassurances
Following a strict routine
Orderliness
QuotaBills
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

You're never too old to grow younger. - Mae West

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

The gods bestowed on him the gift of perpetual old age. - Oscar Wilde

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

To select well among old things, is almost equal to inventing new ones. - Nicholas Charles Trublet

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy man has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do. - Golda Meir

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. - Groucho Marx

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week. - Maggie Kuhn

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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