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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The main purpose of love is to provide a theme for novels. - Piers Paul Read

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates


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