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Looking at the initials on your monogroom. - Archie Bunker

Narcissist: someone better looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are. - Gore Vidal

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Life is what happens when you're not looking at a screen. - Unknown

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do. - Amy Poehler

The search for happiness is one of the chief sources of unhappiness. - Eric Hoffer

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it? - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Loving is not just looking at each other, it's looking in the same direction. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I wasn't satisfied just to earn a good living. I was looking to make a statement. - Donald Trump

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Insight comes, more often than not, from looking at what's been on the table all along. - David McCullough

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

When I started out, I hated the way the cities looked. But I found some pleasure in looking at the spaces between buildings. - Frank Gehry

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life. - Albert Camus

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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