#1 humor site on the 'net

Plastered Wall Plasterer

How to find an uncertified wall repair plasterer

Plastered Wall Plasterer thanks to Barry McCartney

Where plaster contractors without safety training are in high demand

QuotaBills
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The height of cleverness is to conceal it. - Duc de la Rochefoucauld

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen

Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length. - Robert Frost

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

A man's true height is determined by his thoughts and actions. - Unknown

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

From the heights of these pyramids, forty centuries look down on us. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths. - Steven Wright

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

In a mist the heights can for the most part see each other; but the valleys cannot. - Augustus William Hare

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffet

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster


Car Jump

Darth Fiddler

African Ambulance

Fluent Sarcasm

A Picture Of Me In The Shower

Young Body Painter

Toemongous

How Russians Play Chess

Sudoku Cats

Luke FloorWalker

Proud Pug Parents

Reach For Your Dreams

Bouncing Checks

Abbreviated Beetle

Glass Prescription

Log Out - Here It Comes!

Roo Paper

Pool Fashion

Look At It This Way

Starbucks Bethlehem

Redneck House Cleaning

Book Perspective

Grandma's Controller

Tire Rotation