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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Sorry, I'm still a dialectical materialist. - Fidel Castro

No one is in your mind - you are its only driver. - Unknown

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. - Mac McCleary

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson


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