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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

As a kid, I got three meals a day. Oatmeal, miss-a-meal and no meal. - Mr. T

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Eddie discovered one of his childhood's great truths. Grownups are the real monsters, he thought. - Stephen King

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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