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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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