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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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