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Realistic Mannequin

Facing reality in the men's clothing department

Realistic Mannequin thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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