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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

It's a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock. - David Coleman

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on. - Robert Frost

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

There comes a stage at which a man would rather die cleanly by a bullet than by the unknown terror of the phantom in the forest. - Tahir Shah

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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