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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand. - Steven Wright

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Never touch your idols: the gilding will stick to your fingers. - Gustave Flaubert

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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