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I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. - Red Skelton

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

No one is going to hand me success. I must go out and get it myself. That's why I'm here. To dominate. To conquer. Both the world and myself. - Unknown

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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