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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

If you tell a joe-k in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joe-k? - Steven Wright

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Trees are not known by their leaves, nor even by their blossoms, but by their fruits. - Eleanor of Aquitaine

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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