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Redneck Palm Tree

Fingerlings in the forest

Redneck Palm Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

The fingers of your thoughts are molding your face ceaselessly. - Charles Reznikoff

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - George Carlin

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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