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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. - Mark Twain

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We cannot afford not to live in the present. He is blessed over all mortals who loses no moment of the passing life in remembering the past. - Henry David Thoreau

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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