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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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