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Roof Joist Pros

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A roof stretching over the Atlantic Ocean. - Ernest Bevin

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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