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A man must learn to forgive himself. - Arthur Davis Ficke

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The one duty we owe to history is to rewrite it. - Oscar Wilde

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

History is an endless repetition of the wrong way of living. - Lawrence Durrell

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

History is a cyclic poem written by time upon the memories of man. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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