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Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. - Phyllis Diller

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

And where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within. - Eric Liddell

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Well over eighty per cent of the human race goes through life without having a single original thought. - H L Mencken

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

I've got something inside of me, peasantlike and stubborn, and I'm in it till the end of the race. - Truman Capote

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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