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Seas And Greetings

Nautical Salutations to seafarers around the world

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Seas And Greetings thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

They who dive in the sea of affliction, bring up rare pearls. - Charles H. Spurgeon

I might survive a few days at sea. Probably not as long as Pi. - Suraj Sharma

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

The landlocked sea is Greek or Roman, the boundless sea is Portuguese. - Fernando Pessoa

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci


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