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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I was born a slave, but nature gave me a soul of a free man. - Toussaint Louverture

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

He who cannot obey himself will be commanded. That is the nature of living creatures. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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