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Sechelt Sunrays

Enjoying an inspiring walk on the Sunshine Coast of B.C.

Sechelt Sunrays thanks to Louise Thiessen

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no sunbeam ever lies - e e cummings

Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Sir Francis Bacon

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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