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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. - Mahatma Gandhi

Change is inevitable... except from vending machines. - Steven Wright

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

A person doesn't have to change who he is to become better. - Sidney Poitier

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a tire. - Roy Orbison

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

When you win the World Series, like we did with The Apprentice, you don't make too many changes. The big change is always the cast. - Donald Trump

He who cannot change the very fabric of his thought will never be able to change reality, and will never, therefore, make any progress. - Anwar Sadat

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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