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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

Change your thoughts and you change your world. - Norman Vincent Peale

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. - George Carlin

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Without destruction, there is no creation, there is no change. - Oda Nobunaga

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change. - Wayne Dyer

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar. - D.H. Lawrence

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did, backwards and on high heels. - Unknown

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler


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