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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty. - Jessica Mitford

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change. - Jesse Jackson

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison


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