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Shoulder Stand

Taking a stand against prohibitive road signs

Shoulder Stand thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

on forever's very now we stand - e e cummings

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

They also serve who only stand and wait. - John Milton

Power tires only those who do not have it. - Giulio Andreotti

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

What you cannot enforce
Do not command. - Sophocles

We stand today on the edge of a new frontier. - John F Kennedy

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

No man can stand on top because he is put there. - H.H. Vreeland

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

If you can't be a good example, be a warning. - Unknown

Find a shoulder to cry on, but not just any shoulder. - Lewis Schiff

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

There are things you stand up for because it's right. - Nikki Giovanni

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. - George Jean Nathan

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Keep not standing fixed and rooted. Briskly venture, briskly roam. - Goethe

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

Joint undertakings stand a better chance when they benefit both sides. - Euripides

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

No personal consideration should stand in the way of performing a public duty. - Ulysses S Grant

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

We cannot be separated in interest or divided in purpose. We stand together until the end. - Woodrow Wilson

What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more. - Seneca

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. - Greg King

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson

Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you; their tastes may not be the same. - George Bernard Shaw

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more. - Albert Einstein

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

Some of these people need ten years of therapy - ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of therapy. - Oscar Wilde

Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics. - Charles Peirce

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

From where we stand the rain seems random. If we could stand somewhere else, we would see the order in it. - Tony Hillerman

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

You never conquer a mountain. You stand on the summit a few moments; then the wind blows your footprints away. - Arlene Blum

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted. - Eleanor Roosevelt

No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves. - Zainab Salbi

Being diagnosed with diabetes can be a very scary thing, and it can easily make your life stand still for a moment. - Charlie Kimball

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

It's really important to stand up for yourself and not always agree with what people say if indeed you don't feel that that's true. - Lily Collins

I do not know which to prefer,
The beauty of inflections
Or the beauty of innuendoes,
The blackbird whistling
Or just after. - Wallace Stevens

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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