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Smoking In The Boy’s Room

Outhouse chemical reaction raises the bar

Smoking In The Boy’s Room thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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