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Snow Shield

Not everyone should be allowed to drive this time of year

Snow Shield thanks to Keith Blake

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake


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