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Soldier Tribute

Memorial for 8 million horses, donkeys and mules that died during WW 1

Soldier Tribute thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

She was so ugly she could make a mule back away from an oat bin. - Will Rogers

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman


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