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Soldier Tribute

Memorial for 8 million horses, donkeys and mules that died during WW 1

Soldier Tribute thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

In recognizing the humanity of our fellow beings, we pay ourselves the highest tribute. - Thurgood Marshall

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


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