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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

I write puzzles and mysteries. Nothing too highfalutin. - Michael Connelly

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Leave some mystery to the world and they will remember you forever. - Amit Kalantri

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

When I give a minister an order, I leave it to him to find the means to carry it out. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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