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Spot the Snow Leopard

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Always go too far, because that's where you'll find the truth. - Albert Camus

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way. - Abraham Lincoln

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. - Nelson Mandela

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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