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Spot the Snow Leopard

Can you find the leopard in this picture?

Spot the Snow Leopard thanks to Keith Blake

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The problem is not to find the answer; it's to face the answer. - Terence McKenna

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for. - Bob Marley

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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