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The two of you was intricate together. - Archie Bunker

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together. - Woodrow Wilson

If you want to go first, go alone. If you want to go far, go together. - African Proverb

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van Gogh

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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