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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why have all the pieces joined together to create such a cruel fate? - ichtys

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

On our own, we are marshmallows and dried spaghetti, but together we can become something bigger. - C.B. Cook

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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