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Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

The two of you was intricate together. - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle


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