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Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

I'd like to get something together - like a Handel, Bach, Muddy Waters, flamenco-type of thing. If I could get that sound, I'd be happy. - Jimi Hendrix


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