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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The two of us all alone and, well, we was imminent together. - Archie Bunker

The upper crust is a bunch of crumbs held together by dough. - Joseph A. Thomas

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. - Plutarch

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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