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Too Soon

Meeting a man ahead of his time in Hong Kong

Too Soon thanks to joe-kster

Punctuality - where timing is everything

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Someday each of us will be famous for 15 minutes. - Andy Warhol

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early. - Red Buttons

The trouble with dawn is that it comes too early in the day. - Susan Richman

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

There are half hours that dilate to the importance of centuries. - Mary Catherwood

Calm down, take a deep breath, and hold it for about 20 minutes. - Unknown

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early, they can take steps to avert getting sick. - Elizabeth Holmes

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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