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Saintliness is also a temptation. - Jean Anouilh

I can resist everything except temptation. - Oscar Wilde

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. - Oscar Wilde

Knowing was a temptation. What you don't know won't tempt you. - Margaret Atwood

The higher the stakes, the greater the temptation to lose your temper. - C S Lewis

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. - Mark Twain

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump


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