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Vancouver Island Sunset

The end of a beautiful day in B.C.

Vancouver Island Sunset thanks to Terry Cameron

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Laughter is an instant vacation. - Milton Berle

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave up. They have no holidays. - Henny Youngman

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - O.S. Marden

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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