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Vegan Burgers

Halloween special for cannibals

Vegan Burgers thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

I wouldn't eat a hamburger for 40,000 dollars. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. - Rita Rudner

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger. - J.B. Smoove

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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