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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained when one eradicates selfishness from within. - Gobind Singh

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy


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