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The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The difference between a rebel and a patriot depends upon who is in power at the moment. - Sidney Sheldon

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that never happen. - James Russel Lowell

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell


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