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What An Earfull

It's licking like a friendly relationship

What An Earfull thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

You don't have to hold your stomach in for real friends. - Unknown

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar


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