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When I Was Three

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When I Was Three thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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