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When I Was Three

The joy of eating puddle mud pies

When I Was Three thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator

The Joe-kster Working Out

Flipper Soccer

Superior Church

Redneck Auto Mechanic

Playground Drivers