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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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All sunshine makes a desert. - Arabic Proverb

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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