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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. - Founder's Breakfast Stout

We awoke one morning in September, and the world lurched on its axis. - Jeb Bush

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

This is good news... If the Persians hide the sun, we shall do battle in the shade. - Herodotus

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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