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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Scenery is fine but human nature is finer. - John Keats

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. - Unknown

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

No one wakes up in the morning and says, "I want to gain 150 pounds and I will start right now!" - Tricia Cunningham

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami


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