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When Morning Gilds The Sky

Setting the scene for a pleasant walk on Vancouver Island

When Morning Gilds The Sky thanks to Keith Blake

Seal Bay, Courtenay, Vancouver Island

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. - Steve Martin

Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. - Meister Eckhart

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning. - Psalms 30:5

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

If you want a place in the sun, you've got to expect a few blisters. - Abigail Van Buren

A man hath no better thing under the sun than to eat, drink, and be merry. - Ecclesiastes 8:15

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

This evening is a very different evening from the morning that we had this morning. - David Coleman

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

First thing every morning before you arise say out loud, "I believe," three times. - Ovid

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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