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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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