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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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