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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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