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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

Pre-flight preparation for Halloween

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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