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Who Said That Women Can't Park?

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Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Who Said That Women Can't Park? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman who strives to be like a man lacks ambition. - Unknown

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria


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