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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

The expression of truth is simplicity. - Seneca

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Never let the facts get in the way of the truth. - Farley Mowat

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

Fiction is the lie through which we tell the truth. - Albert Camus

Logic is the technique by which we add conviction to truth. - Jean de la Bruyere

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. - Mark Twain

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

Sebastian said, "Truth is the bottom of a bottomless well." - Katherine Hepburn

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer


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