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Why We Need Libraries

How else are you going to verify Donald Trump tweets?

Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Truth is a pathless land. - J Krishnamurti

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

Hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with a lie. - Unknown

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

The internet turns 30 minutes of homework into 2 hours of homework. - Unknown

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

The pursuit of truth is like picking raspberries. You miss a lot if you approach it from only one angle. - Randal Marlin

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore

You can always trust information given you by people who are crazy; they have an access to truth not available through regular channels. - Sheila Ballantyne

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

Stand upright, speak thy thoughts, declare the truth thou hast, that all may share; Be bold, proclaim it everywhere: They only live who dare. - Voltaire

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

The whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. - Umberto Eco


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