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Why We Need Libraries

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Why We Need Libraries thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

Too much truth is uncouth. - Franklin P. Adams

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

A lot of truth is said in jest. - Eminem

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore

Fiction reveals the truth that reality obscures. - Jessamyn West

People only lie because they are afraid of the truth. - Madison Reil

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. - Agnes Repplier

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember a story. - John Wooden

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

Truth and right are above utility in all realms of thought and action. - Charles William Eliot

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

In an age of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. - George Orwell

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their jobs. - Samuel Goldwyn

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. - Adlai Stevenson

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

Defending the truth is not something one does out of a sense of duty or to allay guilt complexes, but is a reward in itself. - Simone De Beauvoir

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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