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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The first thing the secretary types is the boss. - Donald Trump

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

The boss says, 'Go', the leader says 'Let's go!' - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson


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