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Work Hard Philosophy

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Work Hard Philosophy thanks to Keith Blake

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus


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