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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I might be mistaken. But I'm never wrong. - Charles Barkley

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

What is morally wrong cannot be politically right. - William Gladstone

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E. Leonard

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. - Laurence J Peter

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself. - Marcus Aurelius

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the level of thinking that created them. - Albert Einstein

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

Adversity is another way to measure the greatness of individuals. I never had a crisis that didn't make me stronger. - Lou Holtz

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

There is overwhelming evidence that the higher the level of self-esteem, the more likely one will treat others with respect, kindness, and generosity. - Nathaniel Branden


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