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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

When they circumcised him, they threw away the wrong bit. - David Lloyd George

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. - Galileo Galilei

Measure yourself by what you have accomplished with your ability. - John Wooden

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

Everyone got it wrong. I said I was into porn again, not born again. - Billy Idol

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

When you are right no one remembers; when you are wrong no one forgets. - Irish Proverb

It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. - Russell Baker

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Heed the still small voice that so seldom leads us wrong, and never into folly. - Marquise du Deffand

If you don't see what a thing means, you must be looking at it wrong way around. - Agatha Christie

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Politics, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. - Richard Armour

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

Not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. - George Sala

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen


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