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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Measure twice, cut once. - Craftsman Aphorism

Everything popular is wrong. - Oscar Wilde

Apology is only egotism wrong side out. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A long dispute means both parties are wrong. - Voltaire

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else. - Heywood Brown

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. - Quentin Crisp

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

Is it wrong to drop drunks off at houses that aren't theirs? - Unknown

It is never about who is right or wrong, it is about what is best. - Steve Backley

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

How a society treats its disabled is the true measure of a civilization. - Chen Guangcheng

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. - H L Mencken

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball. - Jack Lemmon

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

He who takes a stand is often wrong, but he who fails to take a stand is always wrong. - Unknown

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself. - Marcus Aurelius

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it. - William Penn

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

When you are right, you cannot be too radical. When you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It takes less time to do something right the first time, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Unknown

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

You only have to do a very few things right in your life - so long as you don't do too many things wrong. - Warren Buffet

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. - Thomas Jefferson


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