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Wrong On So Many Levels

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Wrong On So Many Levels thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No snowflake ever falls in the wrong place. - Zen Saying

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. - Laurence J. Peter

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

When things are steep, remember to stay level-headed. - Horace

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned. - Homer Simpson

If you're not prepared to be wrong, you're not ready to be creative. - Unknown

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time. - Jorge Luis Borges

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. - Albert Einstein

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Never measure your generosity by what you give, but rather by what you have left. - Fulton J Sheen

When nobody around you seems to measure up, it's time to check your yardstick. - Bill Lemley

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

He who does wrong does wrong against himself. He who acts unjustly acts unjustly to himself. - Marcus Aurelius

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain’t so. - Mark Twain

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. - Elayne Boosler

The empire you possess is by now like a tyranny - perhaps wrong to acquire it, but certainly dangerous to let it go. - Thucydides

It is wrong to think that the task of physics is to find out how Nature is. Physics concerns what we say about Nature. - Niels Bohr

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

If anyone has conducted a Beethoven performance, and then doesn't have to go to an osteopath, then there's something wrong. - Simon Rattle

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway


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